A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.
"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"
Buy a
Borthwick-Jackson
mug!
The act of having three bowel movements in one day.
“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.
A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.
“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”
Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.
“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”
