deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

by juicebox March 24, 2019

info ho

a person who gives out personal information too freely and too early in any relationship

Jenn is such an info ho. She told me all about her toe fungus on our first date.

by Juicebox April 11, 2005

lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

by juicebox February 10, 2005

kracky

n. The coolest motherfucker around.

adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass.

1. Kracky is the shiznit.

2. That was pretty kracky when those two hot chicks made out.

by Juicebox May 07, 2003

septon

Speechless, cool, with monster dick

He's such a Septon

by Juicebox April 05, 2016

pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

by juicebox September 13, 2020

chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

by juicebox June 30, 2019