guy's definitions

Blea-otch

The whitening agent Snoop Dogg uses when he washes his clothes.

I need to put some blea-otch in the laundry to whiten my clothes.

by Guy April 28, 2003

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

Chunder

The Diarrhea smelling nastiness that is a container of food left in the fridge that is there for 2 months, that becomes so nasty, and fetid that you almost projectile vomit all over your self and your surroundings when you lift the lid and break the seal of the mold laden nastiness contained within.

Damn dude that chunder in the fridge made me puke up that pizza I just ate.

by Guy June 18, 2006

zep

Nickname or shortened version of the band name Led Zepplin.

I LOVE hearing Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" when I'm high.

by guy May 2, 2003

grock

understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned.

(s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.

by guy May 10, 2003

Good lad

Somebody who likes to annoy in a particulalry satisfying way, or a situation that can be personfied thus

Oh, that ironic situation is so good lad

by Guy March 3, 2005

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007