guy's definitions

decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by Guy January 26, 2004

shester

A response that means "sure" in a passive way.

Chess Player: Do you want to play Chester?
Friend: Shester.

by Guy April 28, 2003

frot

actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand

I wanna frot you like an animal.

by Guy April 24, 2004

Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by guy May 4, 2004

turkey club

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one

by guy May 15, 2007

Blea-otch

The whitening agent Snoop Dogg uses when he washes his clothes.

I need to put some blea-otch in the laundry to whiten my clothes.

by Guy April 28, 2003

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004