cornholio's definitions

get it up

Achieve an erection; get a hard-on; by extension, perform any difficult task.

He's so asexual, he couldn't get it up at an Annie Sprinkle marathon.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

axolotl

A type of salamander found in lakes near Mexico City and bred at Indiana University among other places to study their ability to regenerate lost limbs. From the Nahuatl, meaning "water dog."

"See ya later, alligator."
"I'm hittin' the bottle, axolotl."

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

limerick

A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:

"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).

They were just a bunch of drunken Oxford dons, spouting limericks.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

speaking in tongues

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

by cornholio October 11, 2003

dress

Refers to the side of a man's trousers that his testicles hang.

Those earthworms don't even know whether they dress to the right or the left.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

fecal baby

Fantasy offspring of the infertile.

"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003