cornholio's definitions

winker

Baby word for a pecker or Johnson.

He has such a cute little winker, but he should keep his fly zipped. He'll learn when he's five.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cancer tube

Ciagrette; health stick, fag

I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

by Cornholio August 26, 2003

Silicone City

Newport Beach, California. See bolt-ons.

Just another surgical veteran from Silicone City.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

low-rider

Youth of the sort who used to drive slowly in vehicles modified to ride close to the ground; usually Mexican-American types

The low-riders drove up and down Whittier Boulevard, "For Your Love" blasting from their radios.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

shebang

#! perl junk

she bangs she bangs

by Cornholio October 18, 2003