spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Silicone City

Newport Beach, California. See bolt-ons.

Just another surgical veteran from Silicone City.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

bordello

A brothel or whorehouse.

After I gave up drug-smuggling, I bought a bordello in Tangiers.

by cornholio October 12, 2003

faygele

Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.

The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Icky

East Coast equivalent of yucky

Her navel lint was icky.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by cornholio October 06, 2003