brian's definitions

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her.

by Brian October 12, 2004

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

jiggetycrap

Used to sound like an old man mocking new stuff, especially new technology.

That confangled new iTunes uses some weird format, it's all jiggetycrap.

by Brian March 16, 2004

Ford Focus

A slang term for a bad car. Usually a car that has been in a serious accident, or a car that will not work any longer.

Wow, you really do have one hell of a Ford Focus! Man that should be about 20,000 dollars worth of repairs.

by Brian November 4, 2003

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003