bob's definitions

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

Eguda

stupid, useless, not very bright.

you, you, you, your face, and anyone related to you.

by bob May 13, 2005

spunkalicious

sumthin that tastes like semen, but also a slang word for 'sexy'

tim reidy's mum is spunkalicious!

by bob December 17, 2003

tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 7, 2004

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

jewfro

the coolest hairdo in the world that only jews can grow it resembles an afro but normaly hase largeer curles but ive seen jews that have hair just as curly

shit no i aint stratenin my jewfro

by bob March 7, 2004