bob's definitions

Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

by Bob March 26, 2005

kazaa

a file downloading program. it is a great sorce to download porn.

"When I get home tonight, I am going to download porn on Kazaa."

by Bob December 9, 2002

jeebuz

The act in which one person utterly defiles another through the act of savage anal intercourse with or with out the permission of the one being defiled.

Last night Rocco jeebuzed Shaniqua so hard she couldn't walk for two weeks

by Bob April 22, 2003

bob

Aryan in nature being used to name kings and royalty. Meaning better than the rest. Saintly in nature. Saint Robert of England was the first to use the name and from then on only royalty used the name.

King Bob was given saintly hood from the ryal churches of england

by Bob April 7, 2005

a dog

the coolest guy alive

There is the a dog walkin by.

by bob May 3, 2006

shudley

A strange guy from South Africa. who likes, ur-ling-par-ling-chow.

by Bob November 1, 2003

traf burger

In actuality this would be a "fart" burger -- yet we need to disguise the initial word to interest others in this fine meal. A traf burger is the process of farting into your own cupped hand and then subsequently placing your hand over the mouth of another.

May I interest you in a traf burger? Sure -- (fart in hand and place on their mouth now!)

by Bob November 13, 2003