fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too
c above
by bob May 12, 2003
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De-Ashleytize

When you disinfect anything in your apartement that Ashley touched.
I de-ashletized the shower.
by Bob April 24, 2005
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liberal media

Lemme try to explain this without resorting to insults and stupid comments like other people, liberal or conservative, have both done.

There is a liberal media, its impossible in America to not have anyone in the media who isnt liberal. However, news shows such as Fox News, CNN, CBS, etc., however many liberals are actually working on the show, we mustn't forget that the ones who own the companies, and ultimately control what goes on the air, are extremely wealthy Christian white men (i know that sounds a bit racist but its true nonetheless). Now think, the democrats want to make the rich pay more taxes since they can afford it, and they want to regulate big businesses like them more. They therefore, arent democrats. George Bush wants to give tax cuts to the rich people, therefore they are republicans. So the people who own the companies which control the news are republicans. Therefore, it is not at all surprising if they decide to keep their stations from airing any stories that slam their president whom they support in any way.
There are some comedy shows and programs that are liberal, but they are merely politcal satire and appear very liberal since conservatives leave themselves so open to jokes. (See The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion)
There are also many liberal celebrities, and it can sometimes get annoying when MTV begins trying to appeal to kids by saying they hate bush too. However, MTV and whatever celebrities do are not a major part of the media, The News is.

Comedy shows and a few bush slamming stories on the news are about the extent of the liberal media
by Bob May 03, 2006
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Sepultura

Sepultura is most awesome.
by bob April 03, 2003
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goo goo juice

jizzz
by bob October 31, 2003
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leo

i wish i can be more of a leo.
by Bob February 26, 2003
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sheed

1.What pistons fans yell when rasheed wallace gets the ball.

2.synonymous with mariujana.
1.SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

2. Shit Tommy the coppers are coming, crotch the sheed!!
by Bob May 13, 2005
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