Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 25, 2020
by bL0BbY BiTcH July 12, 2019
That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.
Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
by bL0BbY BiTcH August 10, 2018
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
The pussy of the thot at yout local middle school/high school. You will get horrible cunt breath if you eat her expired meat.
Boy 1: Dude you know Becky?
Boy 2: Yep, she is a total thot.
Boy 1: She has a bad pussy.
Boy 2: I can tell, I can smell cunt breath coming out of your mouth that smells like her disgusting groin.
Boy 2: Yep, she is a total thot.
Boy 1: She has a bad pussy.
Boy 2: I can tell, I can smell cunt breath coming out of your mouth that smells like her disgusting groin.
by bL0BbY BiTcH July 09, 2019
The mean bratty girl at your school who dates and sleeps with almost every guy on the planet and thinks she is better then everyone. She also bullies you and other people
Person 1: who's she?
Person 2: Oh you mean her? *points* she's a total biiiiiiiiiiitch
Person 1: thanks for warning me
Other way of using this term
A Biiiiiiiiiiiitch: haha! I'm so much more prettier than you two! You guys are soooooo ugly!
Person A: Stop being a bitch
Person B: yeah leave us alone bitch
Person 2: Oh you mean her? *points* she's a total biiiiiiiiiiitch
Person 1: thanks for warning me
Other way of using this term
A Biiiiiiiiiiiitch: haha! I'm so much more prettier than you two! You guys are soooooo ugly!
Person A: Stop being a bitch
Person B: yeah leave us alone bitch
by bL0BbY BiTcH August 10, 2018
Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 28, 2019