dirty+sanchez

a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and then smear the remaining feces onto your partners upper lip, like a mustache.

I tapped some freaky booty last night, she was so freaky she wanted me to give her the dirty sanchez.

by alex August 20, 2004

kiss

The soft touch of anothers lips, in a perfect momment.

We looked into eachothers eyes and kissed.

by Alex July 03, 2005

teaneck

Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.

"Patrzeć na ów teaneck"
Translation: Look at that penis

by Alex March 05, 2005

Muffin Army

The Ultimate army. Able to conquer anything or anyone.

What?

by alex July 26, 2003

big boned

When you're trying to tell somebody that their fat, but in a polite manner.

Bully: You're fat!
Friend#1: Nuh uh, mommy said I'm big boned.

by Alex May 29, 2004

skata

The most commonly used word in greece, along with "malakas".
Also used to define food flavor.

Ase re malaka... Skata egina xtes me tis retsines.

by Alex February 16, 2005

dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass

"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."

by Alex December 09, 2003