alex's definitions

labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.

"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."

by Alex January 5, 2005

Captain Charisma

Christian's nickname since he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the WWE today.

"I'm Captain Charisma and that's how I roll."-Christian

by Alex January 5, 2005

townie

Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing!
townie and chav's think they are well ard

townies and chavs think they are well ard

by Alex January 5, 2005

borange

Borange, the term used to describe a crusty old lady

aww! check out THAT borange

by Alex January 6, 2005

lexapro

An antidepressant that gives you diahrea. Works way better when ground up and snorted, believe me.

I just snorted 10 Lexapro... damn I sure feel happy.

by Alex January 6, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.

What else can I say? He is a god!

by Alex January 6, 2005

oop

poo splelled backwards

oop is poo spelled backward

by alex January 7, 2005