alex's definitions

bleep

for use with nextel phones
but used twice

i hate people with those bleep-bleep phones
or
i have to bleep-bleep my friend

by Alex October 25, 2003

chonner

n.
one who is frequently the subject of ridicule as a result of him or her embarrassing themselves constantly.

John's friends think he's a chonner because he lights his farts during class.

by Alex July 10, 2003

Chinbum

Butt on face, not difficult to understand the origins of this phrase

"mr Clarke, you have a chinbum!"

by Alex May 13, 2005

sli

Scalable Link Interface....lets a person use 2 graphics cards to boost perphormance

i have a A8N-SLI delux with 2 6800 gt's

by alex February 6, 2005

Boffin

(Computer geek)
Science boffin

Origin: Boffin was a common colloquial term used in Britain during WW2 for the technical experts, the backroom boys, who were helping to win the war

An affectionate term, but with some practical fighting man’s scorn for the academic brain worker

Those boffins are always studying for their exams

Lindsay is such a boffin

by Alex October 21, 2003

cum

The white creamy liquid substance that emerges from a mans genital areas.. in other words.. DICK!!! This is a very salty.. yet.. sugery tasting thing.

There was much cum all over her friends sink when she spit it all over.

by Alex January 31, 2007

Badnarik

Sometimes Michael Badnarik; a person (always male) who approaches people at parties to discuss Ayn Rand and talk about how he will be very rich in the near future.

Badnariks tend to form in adolescence, and generally grow into Republicans in adulthood. If you see a Barnarik above the age of 19, DO NOT APPROACH. He will, if cornered, spout over-simplifications and pithy-but-meaningless rhetoric.

Badnariks tend to be members of the comfortable middle-class created by post-WWII expansion of government and progressive tax policy.

"Dude, Pete's all right, but his roommate's totally a Barnarik -- when he found out I've never read 'The Fountainhead', I had to get the hell out of there.

by Alex February 12, 2005