alex's definitions

dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

by Alex March 18, 2003

clampit

A person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.

Did you know that Billy is a clampit.

by Alex November 23, 2004

girlfriend

What gay men refer to each other.

What's up, girlfriend! - JR

by Alex January 22, 2004

Misho

When you go totally crazy and start swinging your arms around like a crazy nut.

Did you see him pulling a misho today and beating on Janakass

by Alex March 15, 2005

assgoblin

Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, Sam is such an assgoblin
Guy #2 : I know, what an assgoblin.

by Alex November 10, 2003

bleep

for use with nextel phones
but used twice

i hate people with those bleep-bleep phones
or
i have to bleep-bleep my friend

by Alex October 25, 2003

chonner

n.
one who is frequently the subject of ridicule as a result of him or her embarrassing themselves constantly.

John's friends think he's a chonner because he lights his farts during class.

by Alex July 10, 2003