alex's definitions

home

(This is an update to my previous definition)

In human relations, "getting home" is to get to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of baseball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st (kissing),2nd (fondling) 3rd (oral sex) base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last saturday, if you know what i mean...

by Alex April 12, 2005

the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

by Alex January 21, 2005

Doublemint

1. A short or small person who thinks they're cool, and say they can beat you up. Usually a prep or gangsta. If confronted by one, do not attempt to fight, as he will sick his band of mental lackeys to pummel the fuck out of you.

That fucking doublemint Scotty said he was going to beat me up yesterday. What does he think he's gonna do, punch me in the knees?

by Alex October 19, 2004

Remtarian

Remtarian(n.) - A mixture of a retard a remtard and a librarian.

Possibly a unnessecery addition

Nick Crampton is a remtarian

by Alex April 19, 2005

Misho

When you go totally crazy and start swinging your arms around like a crazy nut.

Did you see him pulling a misho today and beating on Janakass

by Alex March 15, 2005

chonner

n.
one who is frequently the subject of ridicule as a result of him or her embarrassing themselves constantly.

John's friends think he's a chonner because he lights his farts during class.

by Alex July 10, 2003

bleep

for use with nextel phones
but used twice

i hate people with those bleep-bleep phones
or
i have to bleep-bleep my friend

by Alex October 25, 2003