asswipe

After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.
by vince February 26, 2004
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Disruption

A guild full of noobs on Tichondrius, who use DKP
Windtotem, Sabik, Saber
by Vince February 07, 2005
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Snap, Crackle, and POP

The famous saying associated with the three small characters from Rice Crispies(R). Also, putting pop rocks on the tip of a condom then inserting it into the woman's vagina, this can be a real crowd pleaser. The pleasure will be very intense as will the climax, it will tickle her vagina. You can hear the snap and crackle but trust me she will feel the pop, that is when her clit pops from so much pleasure!
God damn boy. I used dem pop rocks and it was like oooooo snap, crackle, and pop!
by Vince March 21, 2003
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DILLIGAF

you hurt your leg, well DILLIGAF
by Vince March 03, 2004
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Knobstick

A derogitory term for use in most situations, combination of the terms knob and stick
Rick: You're hair looks pretty stupid
John: Shut it, knobstick!
by Vince June 30, 2004
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Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.
by Vince October 06, 2008
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doj

doj (n)(v)-the act of sucking ones penis. putting ones lips around a penis and sucking. comes from the word job but fliped around never caps
1. give me a doj
2. doj me and fucking like it bitch
3. doj me
by vince April 17, 2005
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