Definitions by Uncle Dimma
a parking ticket
a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
a parking ticket by Uncle Dimma January 29, 2012
trains-creep
This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012
decougar
decougar
used as a verb, this term is used to define:
the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-10 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)
used as a verb, this term is used to define:
the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-10 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)
two teenage boys in conversation:
boy a) can your mom decougar me?
boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.
boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.
boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.
boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.
boy a) can your mom decougar me?
boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.
boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.
boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.
boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.
decougar by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk
making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe
a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.
boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.
boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012
from Pharaonic Egypt
a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012
mid-diver
a woman who either comes out of the closet or decides to experiment as a bi-curious during her mid-life crisis.
two girls in conversation:
girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious
girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.
girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious
girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.
girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
mid-diver by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2012
afk chatter
afk chatter
a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)
a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)
gmail chat conversation:
person a) where's michael?
person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk chatter.
person a) where's michael?
person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk chatter.
afk chatter by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2012