Definitions by Uncle Dimma
poker habit
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2013
where are you going?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
person b): Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
where are you going? by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2013
social retard
A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
social retard by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2013
even walls have eyes and ears
(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
an expression meaning
even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
even walls have eyes and ears by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2013
gunnysacking
1) bringing into a given conflict situation issues that are irrelevant to said conflict
2) (to not be) forgiving of past grievances that are irrelevant in the current zeitgeist
2) (to not be) forgiving of past grievances that are irrelevant in the current zeitgeist
IMHO gunnysacking is the worst possible method of conflict resolution and can make an argument or conflict less controllable than it needs to be, with often undesirable subsequent consequences
gunnysacking by Uncle Dimma April 5, 2013
to slut shame
to literally call a girl (who is not a prostitute by profession) a slut and tell her she should be ashamed of herself for the way she dresses simply because you do not like the way she is dressed
Craigslist post in Montreal, Canada for April 4, 2013:
" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me.What were you thinking? (...)"
N.B: I nominated this post for 'Brest of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which i have an excerpt above.
" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me.What were you thinking? (...)"
N.B: I nominated this post for 'Brest of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which i have an excerpt above.
to slut shame by Uncle Dimma April 4, 2013
to wash your mouth with lemon juice
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
to wash your mouth with lemon juice by Uncle Dimma April 4, 2013