Definitions by Uncle Dimma
BFA
a) a magazine round filled with blank, harmless, cartridges
b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
Canadian soldier a): i sure won't my BFA
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
Canadian soldier a): i sure won't my BFA
BFA by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2013
sift flour
(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant
Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as great as the parent original because, more often than not, they sift flour.
sift flour by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2013
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk
this term is used to describe
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2013
dump-clothes
(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like to you that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
dump-clothes by Uncle Dimma March 10, 2013
bratager
a child of this age is named a bratager because they behave like spoiled brats, demanding quite a lot from their parents, yet you can't kick them out of the house yet; at this point a bratager is not yet an idiotager and is therefore not old or smart enough to even try and flap their own wings like an idiotager, the latter trying to burn your bridges.
bratager by Uncle Dimma March 10, 2013
to institutionalise
(verb): to scholarly define using a complicated, convoluted vocabulary) a word or concept in order to manipulate the politically passive and/or ignorant masses of our mediacratic society.
N.B: not to be confused under any circumstances with the verb to institutionalize, i.e to stow away, under lock and key, someone in an (in most cases mental or penal) institution !
N.B: not to be confused under any circumstances with the verb to institutionalize, i.e to stow away, under lock and key, someone in an (in most cases mental or penal) institution !
boy: father, what is Communism?
father: it's a scholarly term. As far as scholarly terms are concerned, even if you are a pundit, any one can, in our own mediacracy, try to institutionalise any term they want.
boy: So Karl Marx was the first to institutionalise the term communism?
father: yes.
father: it's a scholarly term. As far as scholarly terms are concerned, even if you are a pundit, any one can, in our own mediacracy, try to institutionalise any term they want.
boy: So Karl Marx was the first to institutionalise the term communism?
father: yes.
to institutionalise by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2013
pigs don't fly
a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
pigs don't fly by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2013