Definitions by Uncle Dimma
CL fuck bunny
(very offensive term) :a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a one night stand craigs-hook
the online sexual crime department of every police station in North America should, IMHO hire an ex-CL fuck bunny (or two) to help them solve cold cases involving online sexual crimes and thus develop rules of teenage netiquette.
CL fuck bunny by Uncle Dimma March 30, 2013
Jack Daniels
1) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma March 29, 2013
spring has sprung
a phrase meaning either " its time to get your behind of the couch and get going", "hey ho, let's go", " yoohoo, it's time to get a move on".
N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar
N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar
dude 1) yoohoo you lazy couch potato, spring has sprung. you know the saying if you snooze, you lose, right? now, get your ass of that couch and yellah get moving.
dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?
dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?
spring has sprung by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2013
en temps et lieux utiles
an English translation of a French phrase meaning
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
en temps et lieux utiles by Uncle Dimma March 26, 2013
parking ticket
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
parking ticket by Uncle Dimma March 25, 2013
women points
(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready
Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.
husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.
husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
women points by Uncle Dimma March 25, 2013
noob
military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
noob by Uncle Dimma March 25, 2013