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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

farming and grinding

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt, i.e try doing things differently, if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

teenage pregnancy pact 

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, whether they are friends or not, dare each other- and actually carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
The most recent famous case of a teenage pregnancy pact was at Worcester High School in Worcester, Massachusetts

big nick diggers 

big nick diggers

1) people who cheat their way into obtaining large sums of money, and don't pay taxes on thus illegally obtained money
2) (a simple trolling word): it makes you think about something else.

3) can also be used to describe people who unscrupulously nick (is stealing money, in British English) and then dig it.
Bernard Madoff, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black are some legendary names among big nick diggers. However, all these individuals, except Fouquet- condemned to the Bastille by a lettre de cachet- were sentenced to life by a jury of their peers.

urncrement humor 

(urine and excrement humor) : sexually dark, perverted, macabre, sadistic and altogether inappropriate humor (also potentially includes misogynistic jokes), the type found in the 50 shades of Grey trilogy.
some of the definitions here on urbandictionary.com are, IMHO, since they were written by idiotagers obsessed with sex, drugs and rock-n-roll, are a perfect epitome of urncrement humor.

cheesing 

(verb): doing something cheesy, playing unfairly- against someone (does not apply to obtaining special cheat codes for 1 player computer games).
cheesing by Uncle Dimma June 18, 2013

potato voice

(verb- to have a), to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be only able to sing an acrapella
if you have a potato voice, even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you sing any better.
potato voice by Uncle Dimma June 17, 2013

doing harakiri 

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.