Definitions by Uncle Dimma
idiotager
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like bratagers- but do behave like idiots (NOT synonymous with being an idiot), repeating the mistakes of previous generations in terms of re-inventing and/or re-discovering sex, drugs, fashion styles, and music
idiotager by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
retargerous
( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.
Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.
retargerous by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
BFA
BFA
(an acronym for "blank firing attachment")
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges
b) a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
(an acronym for "blank firing attachment")
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges
b) a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a) I will forget my BFA on purpose then, just to annoy you, lol
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a) I will forget my BFA on purpose then, just to annoy you, lol
BFA by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
coolidiculous
coolidiculous
(the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous- ridiculous in an eccentric positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
(the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous- ridiculous in an eccentric positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2014
Deutsche schwein
a) a German phrase meaning "German piglet"
b) an offensive term for immoral or amoral people, regardless of whther or not they are actually German.
b) an offensive term for immoral or amoral people, regardless of whther or not they are actually German.
The Canadian province of Ontario, as per definition b) above knew what it was doing when it called a deutsche schwein any adult who smoked in a car in the presence of their children.
Deutsche schwein by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2014
better paying job
a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
better paying job by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014