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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

shittature 

I consider Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto to be shittature
shittature by Uncle Dimma February 11, 2015

sparkle your page 

clean up your act and negative life habits so that others don't get a negative impression of you as a person
it's time to sparkle your page
sparkle your page by Uncle Dimma February 11, 2015
a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person
person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
nit-wit by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2015

socio-nincompoop 

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.
Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop
socio-nincompoop by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2015

to harvest 

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
to harvest by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2015

nit-pick 

a new Canadian term for a person obsessed with others' spelling and grammar, even in online chat rooms and other such informal settings.
person a) stop being such a nit-pick

person b) what's a nit-pick?

person a) a grammar Nazi in Canadian English

person b) oh ok, but er isn't there an informal grammar for chatrooms and stuff?

person a) not IMHO
nit-pick by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2015
( awesome in Korean, written 쩐다): When you encounter the incredibly awesome, cool, or outrageous, even if the awesome is not said out loud.
A: What? Isn't she pretty?
B: IMHO she is more than pretty, she is jjeonda
Jjeonda by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2015