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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs 

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations
The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition

aircraft maintenance crew 

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself
Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person

to pour cement 

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances
to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB

social selfie 

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook
I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test

gormless 

based on Roald Dahl's Matilda: people who aren't dull or stupid, but arrogant and narcissistic
well if look at the current British slang definition of gormless, it certainly wouldn't describe Matilda's parents in Roald Dahl's book, so I'd say gormless should have a new and improved meaning
gormless by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2016

to defrock a priest 

To expose corruption in your society or shame corruption individuals through the media
I t is time to defrock a priest when dealing with Hilary Clinton
an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English), pronounced peemoh'r, (פימור in Hebrew) :

a ) (adjective) something as gruesome as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew), maybe even Frankenstein

b) (noun) offensively denotes a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey, and has, seemingly, no manners none whatsoever.
Pimor, definition b), what exactly are you doing? Plastic surgery will only make you look Frankenstein , or pimor definition a)
pimor by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2016