Definitions by Uncle Dimma

a goulag confed

a judge/prosecutor who would more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp rather than to either life in prison or death row

a goulag confed is what we financially require right now; violent criminals should also work and pay taxes rather than just do life in prison or be put on the chair

a goulag confed by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020

doemetery

a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality

have you been to the local doemetery recently?

doemetery by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

microphone diarrhea by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020

time skunk 

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

time skunk by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020

füge 

F*ing huge

My current year's Christmas present is füge

füge by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2020

tuque hair 

what happens to your hair when it has been crumpled and or squashed after you've worn a tuque all day

i had tuque hair today

tuque hair by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020

elderberry 

another term for an elderly person

there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry

elderberry by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020