Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Faraj
(meaning pussy in Arabic and written فرج ): a colloquial term for a virgin Muslim Algerian/Moroccan woman ready to be married
if you want a Middle Eastern woman for marriage, don't look on Craigslist, ask around if anyone has a Faraj to offer.
Faraj by Uncle Dimma October 10, 2016
narcissistic looney toon
a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton
b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster
narcissistic looney toon by Uncle Dimma October 10, 2016
bimbo eruption
a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.
c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.
c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you unless your wife brings charges, well you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b). Unless you were a member of the hippie counter culture and participated in something like the Woodstock festival of August 1969. Oh and by the way, never insult a woman by saying she has a bimbo eruption def c) unless you are an even worse misogynist than Ted Bundy or Gary Ridgeway
bimbo eruption by Uncle Dimma October 10, 2016
pulled the balls on you
taken advantage and abused you (not physically, mentally or emotionally) psychologically-in terms of manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it while it was happening
beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say
pulled the balls on you by Uncle Dimma October 9, 2016
grab them by the pussy
a) (when talking to a non misogynistic person, so therefore no sexual connotation intended): go for the jugular and finish what you have started
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem
when using the phrase grab them by the pussy, especially definition b), make sure that the male you are talking to is, indeed, misogyistic, and that they don't know what carpe diem or carpe noctem means in Latin.
grab them by the pussy by Uncle Dimma October 9, 2016
talk the talk and walk the walk
talk the talk and walk the walk by Uncle Dimma October 3, 2016