Tommy 's definitions

splif

The most beautifully awesome word ever

I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.

by tommy July 19, 2004

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

kongo

a monkey

kongo ur gay.i know

by tommy July 21, 2003

Southpaw

Name for a person that fights typically with their left hand as their main striking hand. Their left hand will be out further than their right. Their left hand is always their power hand too.

Josh is a southpaw, I have to watch out for that.

by Tommy March 13, 2005

Paradise Lost

A figure of speech in which one has lost somehting so close that is of strong desire by him or to him by others.
Also the name of the first Gothic Metal band

Paradise Lost, man, Paradise Lost.

by Tommy August 23, 2003

Deegro

a word used to describe an individual who is not black. In this sence of the word one is able to establish an undeniable sense of brotherhood and camaraderie while being at best ambiguously racist.

"What's up deegro?"

by Tommy August 16, 2003

hunked

When your drunk and high...try it out, was created at the famous hawkestone campground

People at hawkestone

by Tommy July 9, 2004