Tommy 's definitions

poogas

Stinky gasses that escape from the ass before and after the act of defication.

Your god damned poogas stunk up the bathroom again!

by Tommy March 23, 2003

Mwuhahahahaha

1.An EVIL laugh by a villan
2.sound made whan laughing

The minions just laughed,"MWUHAHAHAHA"

by Tommy October 17, 2003

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

oil change

when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.

sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.

by tommy October 20, 2003

Sporkmasta

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.

Caught sporking on Sunday? No only a Sporkmasta would be that foolish.

by Tommy February 27, 2005