Tom's definitions

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 7, 2004

XXL

v. Describes the size of clothing worn by your mother

"That sweater is XXL"

by tom November 20, 2002

mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 1, 2003

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

raise up

A verbal command to tell someone or somebody to get out of your way, or move.

"Raise up dude!" or "Fool, I said raise up!"

by Tom January 13, 2005

Maine

maine is a place with a beautiful town called biddeford. biddeford is a place where all the drug dealers and drunks live. it a place filled with the wonderful places such as Murk, Miles of old smelly, trashy factories, and big fucken hills everywhere you look.

ef you in the butt-hole biddeford.

by tom June 17, 2005