Tom's definitions

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003

cornhusk

racist term for a mexican

"your such a cornhusk"

by Tom November 18, 2003

Doing'

Visiting or going to. Popular amongst the feminine population

Oh Jem, We're doing the gym tomorrow!

by Tom May 2, 2003

I love the 80's

The music rocked in the 80's, at least hip-hop wasn't commercial and we had a conservative goverment.

Duran duran
Maggie thatcher

by Tom December 2, 2003

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

Queens

Queens is a university in Canada that is widely populated by the richest and snobbiest people. Since the background of many people is a richer one, there are many cocky and generally elitist people attending.

Hey, did you hear about Gerrardo? He just graduated from Queens!

Yeah man, he just delivered this pizza.

by Tom September 28, 2004

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003