Tom's definitions

Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

muselive

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"

Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.

by Tom March 28, 2005

poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

by Tom February 18, 2003

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Bigg Nife

Along with Lazor, Limozeen, and Taranchula, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad. No known songs yet.

"... take a really cool word, and then spell it all wrong. Like Lazor... or Bigg Nife... or Taranchula... or Limozeen..."

by Tom December 31, 2003

stupor

i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.

ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.

"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".

GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.

by Tom December 14, 2004

meep

a barely peceptible sheen on the surface of a stringy substance in the light of dusk.

The word is used when describing edible trash removed from a dumpster for the purpose of dining.
"People have this perception that it's gross or dirty, but as long as you can see the meep, you won't get sick. It's a real feast".

by Tom June 17, 2006