Tom's definitions

Hway

A sexy person who love port vale

Hway bums vale, Hway is sexy

by tom July 25, 2004

wook

To be screwed/in trouble

Ohh dude you're wooked

by tom November 23, 2003

weahk

The way Paul Robertson (Slop Tester) says work

by Tom September 5, 2003

g up

To accessorise one's person with a large quantity of branded, loose-fitting clothing and gold jewellery in the manner of a rap superstar, because you think it's cool.

That blowhard Jim tries to g up but he's no pimp daddy.

by Tom August 5, 2004

The Tean Corner

A corner of computers at Leek collge where Emma tom and scott sit and talk about things such as bags of wank

Emma brought some chewits back from wilko's to the tean corner

by Tom March 9, 2004

monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 7, 2003

Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005