Tom's definitions

Blow off fuse

To blow off fuse

Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD

by Tom February 29, 2004

twins uncle

he is able to fo anything in the twins imagination. he has everything you could possibly have. a ficticious character mad eup by the twins. he is an extremely rich and has a mile long house with 20 harley davidsons, all brand new.

have you met the twins uncle. NO CAUSE HE IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT

by Tom May 27, 2004

rhian

A girl of incredible beauty, intelligence, talent and sexiness. She's good in bed too and is generally fairhaired with a striking feature, for example the eyes.

"Rhian, you are a sexy beast."

by tom May 27, 2003

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by tom December 23, 2003

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

by tom January 12, 2004

switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster

Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.

by Tom March 9, 2005

Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 5, 2003