Tom's definitions

Malloween

Orange and black marshmallows, made by the Fluffy Puff company. They'll scare your dad! And they come in a tidal wave of marshalades! What more could you want?

"They're orange, doot doo, they're black, deet dee, look for the ones with me on the bag, dressed as a vampire!" -Marshie

by Tom October 21, 2003

Kitty

1. A small (read: baby) cat.
2. Slang for vagina.

See also: pussy

1. Aww...look at the little kitty!
2. You gonna get yourself some kitty this weekend, Bill?

by Tom November 26, 2003

snook

n. Person who greedly smokes weed and assumes the responsibility of starting the session.

Jake again came without any gang and started a bowl that i packed, what a god damn snook!

by Tom November 10, 2003

norma jean

complete insanity.

she simply will not die.

by Tom August 8, 2003

Baltimore

I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.

Breeding grounds for HIV, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea, etc.

There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.

Oh, so you are from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.

by TOM February 26, 2005

politicize

A word to refer to a social issue that already has a public interest element, thus, is already political in character, but is used to give a negative implication to someone else wanting to examine the interests at stake.

We shouldn't allow the opposition to politicize this issue.

by Tom September 8, 2004

sukie

^^^^^^^^ aka slut ^^^^^^^

that ugly chick over there is a sukie

by Tom March 7, 2005