Tom's definitions

mollz

nuffer word 4 a plug socket

dude i just got electricuted by a bloody mollz

by tom April 2, 2004

MC

Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests

Kids, we're having a MC today!

by Tom March 23, 2005

screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

gossip

Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.

I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.

by Tom February 28, 2004

pussy

vagina, where a penis is put in!

Tom stuck his penis in her wet pussy!

by tom May 13, 2005

banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.

Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.

by Tom July 9, 2004

smiggity

A smoke, a cigarrette

See smig

Wanna have a smiggity?
Let me have a smiggity, ya?

by Tom October 8, 2004