Tom's definitions

moohaha

A Monotonic laugh said with little to no emotion.

"Really funny joke!"
"Moohaha

by Tom April 20, 2005

The Show

A part game show, part talk show, hosted by Homestar Runner.

BUZZ! "Oh, I'm sowwy. The cowwect answew... was 'e-mail'."

by Tom December 18, 2003

hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.

Oh my dayz did you see hij last night?

by tom November 1, 2004

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

Queens

Queens is a university in Canada that is widely populated by the richest and snobbiest people. Since the background of many people is a richer one, there are many cocky and generally elitist people attending.

Hey, did you hear about Gerrardo? He just graduated from Queens!

Yeah man, he just delivered this pizza.

by Tom September 28, 2004

sha

Sha - A slang term for shit.

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.

by Tom April 20, 2005

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003