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Windows XP

xp ms way of saying were here to stay by means of compatabilty the lack thare of

xp makes me Xrtra Peed
xp is why e mecheines come with err bags
by tom August 25, 2004
mugGet the Windows XPmug.

buttered bun

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else
I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.
by Tom June 6, 2003
mugGet the buttered bunmug.

Borch

Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.
I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.
by Tom December 13, 2003
mugGet the Borchmug.

Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.
Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.
by Tom November 13, 2003
mugGet the Wankspittlemug.

nobsack

a person who is not being very sensible .
for christs sake luke .... grow up and stop being such a NOBSACK.
by tom November 26, 2003
mugGet the nobsackmug.

scap

to obtain possession of rapidly, as in by grabbing or snatching
Kristin decided to scap up the last of the pizza while Tom wasn't looking.
by Tom June 24, 2004
mugGet the scapmug.

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