Tom's definitions

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 6, 2004

panamanashed

wanking ones self with barbed wire

i panamanashedest myself all night long, i now bleed.

by tom November 25, 2003

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

digidog

An excellent digital graphics artist who is like a Rotweiler when he sets his mind to something. Funny guy in Queenstown New Zealand.

Did you see the way digidog did that website.

How in the hell digidog do that.

by Tom April 30, 2004

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004

Wheels

A term referring to a motor vehicle or general means of transport.

"That guy sure has a nice set of wheels!"

by Tom September 13, 2003