RK's definitions

wazzock

originates from the word wiseacher...someone who plays the fool without knowing it.

don't be a wazzock....

by rk January 31, 2004

Cummy Tears

v. When the male figure is in the position of recieving good dome from a bitch and he shoots a huge load in her mouth, and upon doing so, he makes her cry, producing a rather juicy, sticky form of the human tear.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....oh, and your mom died earlier today in a car accident"

by rk June 8, 2004

douche fuck

n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.

by rk May 5, 2004

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

JIMP

Jizz In My Pants....J.I.M.P

Dude Chantal and I totally went carpet boarding last night,it was so exhilarating it made me JIMP.

also used as Jimpy, jimped, jimptascular.

by RK February 4, 2009

Kaoru

Wife of Himura Kenshin

by RK December 19, 2002

gay and marinating

used as an enhancer to the derogatory definition of the term gay.
Is used to describe a person's continued state of being lame, weird, etc. as if stewing in gayness.

C: Joe is such a mook.
R:Yeh, he's gay and marinating...

by rk August 18, 2006