Nick's definitions

yoonts

the word "yes" in the language of slurs

Omar: Dude did you get a mad duck phuck last night?

Nick: YOONTS!

by Nick February 8, 2005

Rumpilingus

Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.

I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.

or

On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.

by Nick February 9, 2005

Moosecock

Nickname invented while drunk one night.

"Hey! Listen! How bout Moosecock?!"

by Nick April 23, 2003

hij

asomeone who is an over the top entertainer, drinks accessively for the confidence to "entertain" the opposite sex

that boy is mashed hes well funny, such a hij

by nick November 1, 2004

Wooly woofter

Opposite of furious

Mr Grant stop being a wooly woofter

by Nick March 6, 2004

goreng pisang

A famous Malaysian desert which is made my deep frying bananas.

You want some goreng pisang

by nick October 28, 2003

what everybody likes

the universal transfer of value. the american greenback. south of the border, mr. dinero himself.

I gave her what everybody likes and she gave me what I wanted.

by nick April 29, 2005