Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

by Nick October 18, 2004

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 13, 2003

Gregson

A dreadful "community based" club in Lancaster where it is possible to find the very worst of the irritating middle class, over-educated, "alternative" and politically correct inhabitants of that town along with their hideous offspring.
Even though it seems to be, and would like to be thought of, as a haven for "good people", in reality it is Gregson uber alles.
Cheap to hire though.

"I liked the look of her until she opened her mouth and then it was obvious she was from the Gregson"

by nick October 05, 2005

phaggot

word that describes a gay guy

phaggots are disguisting

by nick March 04, 2005

aleon

A person who is unusually kind and dedicated to anything and everything. One who talks when they are busy, and spends time on people. Someone worthy of taking a bullet for.

Aww, he is such a nice little aleon.

by Nick April 22, 2005

bloghopping

Following links from one blog to another, reading about the lives of people you have absolutely nothing to do with.

I went bloghopping today and found this kid named Matt.

by Nick June 17, 2005

manwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise all over one's body and then proceeding to have turkey(specifically lunch meat) strategiccally placed on your body. After this is complete another person dabbles in the act of eating the turkey slowly off of your body. The rapidness of the eating depends on how hungry the person is.

Jim performed the manwich with George last year in Florida after a long practice.

by Nick May 13, 2005