Nick's definitions

waffa

Tall guy with short hair. His chest always hurts, and sometimes his knee.

pass that shit waffa, before i nyar ur bitch ass.

by nick April 14, 2004

speak

Euphemism for wanting to recieve anal sex from someone ie. speak to someone.

She wanted to speak greek for him.

by nick April 13, 2005

texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.

Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.

by Nick November 16, 2003

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 21, 2005

Squidward

The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.

by Nick September 20, 2003

CHODE

Chick Toad

you suck chode....or your such a chode that i'd like to skull fuck your face.

by nick November 19, 2003

up the back

to bang someone in the ass.

She said to me, "You can go up the front or up the back."

And I thought to myself, sweet, this chick wants me to bang her in the ass.

by Nick April 23, 2005