ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 09, 2004

Goblin

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.

Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

by Melanie October 10, 2003

Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

by Melanie October 21, 2003

you know I love ya

a good opportunity to say this phrase would be after cracking a joke about someone that is somewhat insulting, but not taken to the heart.

"aww come on now, you know i love ya!"

by Melanie May 21, 2004

Snags

Some pretty fucked up teeth that overlap each other

Damn, Eric really is rockin' them snags.

by Melanie July 05, 2003

Indiot

A pain in the ass Indian (from India on Yahoo)

That fucking Indiot keeps sending me stupid I.M's and abbreviates every damn word! He loves to say "pls show boobs on cam." Or "pls remove your clothes." ASSHOLES!

by Melanie April 29, 2004

steak dog

A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

by Melanie July 14, 2003