Max's definitions

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.

I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack

by max March 29, 2004

Nightmare on Elm Street

An act that is remotely sexual in nature involving a man and an asian prostitute. The afformentioned man orders a prostitute, hits her in the face with a shovel, and proceeds to chop her into small cubes, which he then rubs all over his body while masterbating.

I gave that bitch a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 23, 2005

pimpcore

An alternate term for Emo. Thus adding the effect of "core" on to it for a better, less "emo" sound of name.

Kid 1: Hahaha. You are Emo!
Kid 2: No, I'm not I'm pimpcore (pXe)

Kid 1: That's just another word for emo!
Kid 2: Yeah I know......

by Max February 25, 2005

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

industrial metal

a type of music with fast drum beats and loud guitar solos.

Some of Rammstein's songs are industrial metal.

by Max September 15, 2003