Max's definitions

pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

by max December 9, 2004

Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

by Max April 2, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004

Fetty, D.W.

Person who is mentally or chemically imbalanced; (2) A local idiot or nutcase; (3) Anyone who is held in extreme hatred; (4) Person who belives in total ditatorship but is incapable of running his or her own life; (5) Someone who is in need of psychological evaluation and/or therapy.

The fire chief is a real Fetty.

by Max December 1, 2004

earlier

Means hello ,the opposite of the word 'later' (duh)

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 19, 2005