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pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off
wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker
by max December 9, 2004
mugGet the pen suckermug.

bootylictious

a woman who has a big sexy butt that is appealing to young men. Made up by Destiny's Child.
My girl friend asked me if her butt was bootylictious enough for my taste.
by max April 19, 2004
mugGet the bootylictiousmug.

jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"
kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha
by max December 4, 2004
mugGet the jiz facemug.

jawmuncher

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.
Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.
by Max June 18, 2006
mugGet the jawmunchermug.

Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.
by Max April 2, 2003
mugGet the Mayhemmug.

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;
she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!
by max September 17, 2004
mugGet the premonitionmug.

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)
Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
by Max September 23, 2004
mugGet the Elymug.

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