Max's definitions

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

loose

When you are not quite sober and not quite drunk. Your game is at its best at this point.

I had two beers last night and was really loose.

by Max January 9, 2005

Dem G's

shoes

"Yo dawg, lemme rock dem G's

by Max August 3, 2003

lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.

n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"

by Max June 16, 2004

Don

an east bay badass

daaaamn, don's in oakland again.

by max October 24, 2003

lohikan

the best camp on the face of the earth
22B and 16A 2004!!!!!!!!!!

lohikan is the best camp

by maX March 16, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004