Max's definitions

deusche

Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.

Your a deusche-bag Mark.

by Max August 5, 2004

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by Max August 7, 2004

earlier

a greeting, the opposite of later (duh).

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 16, 2005

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

doodie

a stupid person ie:dumbass

Kaneen is such a doodie.

by Max November 27, 2002

rockhardy

Rockhardy-A term used by headbangersto define cool.

Dude, that 9 was frikin rock-hardy

by max May 13, 2005

herro

a north korean way of sayin da american hello. they cant say L's so they say R's...
originated Kim jong IL in Team America

herro u frag raving team amewicans

by max December 4, 2004