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Ragoo

Oh sh*t. Ragoo is coming. Hit the deck!
by matt April 5, 2005
mugGet the Ragoomug.

Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.
by Matt May 28, 2004
mugGet the Teabaggermug.

carnival

Related to brown clown; A euphonize for anal sex.
I want to bring her to the carnival tonight. Good thing I packed the astroglide.
by Matt June 19, 2006
mugGet the carnivalmug.

reddog

the best guy ever to roam the earth. has red hair and red skin, red eyebrows and he is quick on his toes, example:

red dog: "spell science"
kye: "s c i e n c e"
red dog: "now spell it with your eyes closed!"


reddog is quite the ladies man...

red dog:
have u got a bitch bud
red dog:
man i need a dame WOMEn
red dog:
i need one
red dog:
i deserve a bitch


one day he will be rich and famous and on tv and he knows it:

reddog: "well if i wana be a healthy redy through life , i gotta stay fit and know wat foods to eat etc, to make me live longer and happyer, i dont want to die young u know, i am think'n the world will need reddy in the furtue."
"hey did u hear reddogs joke the other day it was quite lame"

"haha i want to know what reddog gets in the school certificate"

"woah did u just see reddog throw a rock at that teachers face hah the teacher has to go to hospital"

"the sky is the limit when u have the skill and interlect of reddog"
by matt November 17, 2003
mugGet the reddogmug.

scuba

Another term for a douchebag. see douchebag
He's such a scuba, he'll screw anything that moves/
by Matt June 19, 2005
mugGet the scubamug.

Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education
They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites
by Matt April 29, 2004
mugGet the Oxforditemug.

Yamp

That girl sittin at the bar is a true yamp.
by Matt December 24, 2002
mugGet the Yampmug.

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