Matt's definitions

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003

southway

An area of Plymouth Devon, which is often confused for Safeway (the superstore) because of heavy Janner accents. Mostly hills and hicks. Aviod it if possible.

I live in safeway near the airport. No, safeway.

by Matt October 19, 2004

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

by Matt January 5, 2004

spoot

A more friendly word for shit

I just beat the spoot out of you.

by Matt May 28, 2004

yiu fai

A chinese guy, usually with extremely straight hair, who rides the Faraz Wheel. A "yiu fai" usually smokes monkey pole, but is known to be neither straight, nor gay, nor bisexual.

Hey yiu fai, your hair may be straight but you aren't.

by Matt August 5, 2003

walahi

commonly used by somolians at silverthorn colligiate, meaning i swear to god.

walahi give me a dollar
walahi say walahi
walahi give me my hat back

by Matt May 13, 2005

Washou

The omgosh l33test druid on quellious, unlike that useless sweetypie trash that cybers everysingle person during a raid instead of doing what shes supposed to!

1) wash > sp
2) wash =/= dishes

by matt December 2, 2004