Matt's definitions

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

by Matt May 23, 2004

pey

reversal of the word yep, it means agreement, action, or anything else you want it to.

Don't make me pey you!
She is f*cking hot, i want to pey her.

by Matt May 14, 2003

Dubbi Neupon

One who is annoying and inefficient at tasks that they should not be doing in the first place;defective;unable to continue a joke without killing it

You killed it, Dubi Neupon.
or
You are so inefficient Dubi Neupon.

by Matt July 3, 2003

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

yer ma

yer ma means your mother or mom or whatever you want it to be. I live in Scotland and these neds use this phrase to insult your female parent. They also use this phrase when talking to one another.

'whaaaaayyy yer ma has nae titties'
'is yer ma orite with us crashin at ur hoose'

by Matt January 4, 2004

Ragoo

A really big kid who can kick your ass.

Oh sh*t. Ragoo is coming. Hit the deck!

by matt April 5, 2005

dinkleburg

slang for cops or group of people you dont like.

Beat it Holmes the dinkleburgs are comin!!!

by matt August 30, 2004