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flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
by Matt December 15, 2004
mugGet the flaccidmug.

toe-up

We was toe-UP!
by matt February 11, 2004
mugGet the toe-upmug.

strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.
"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."
by Matt August 3, 2004
mugGet the strapesmug.

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.
Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.
by Matt July 23, 2004
mugGet the choad smokermug.

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA
Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen
by Matt November 14, 2004
mugGet the keenmug.

gotj

stands for godofthejungle
gotj is a very smart person
by MATT August 25, 2004
mugGet the gotjmug.

roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.
Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.
by Matt February 28, 2005
mugGet the roarkmug.

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