officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

by Matt December 16, 2004

toolchest

A female version of a toolbox.

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.

by Matt February 7, 2004

negroids

All NAtural ability in an African AMerican.

man 1: Hes not buff cuz hes taking steroids, hes got negroids, its alll natural....

by matt September 29, 2005

road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.

"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.

by Matt August 25, 2003

K

Slang term for a fully auto assualt rifle named an AK-47

"It's game time and I'm ready to play
Gimme my remote and my remote is my K
I spray with it I'm from uptown
I gotta stay wit it
When we murder we know how to get away wit it"
- I Want It by B.G.

by matt January 3, 2007

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

Gus

a big fat kid who trys to be gothic but he isn't really and he loves popcorn he is also known as patrick

"Oh my god. look it's another gus!" "i think he prefers the term patrick"

by Matt March 11, 2004