Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.
Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!
by Matt September 18, 2005
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Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.
The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.
by Matt July 02, 2003
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Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
by Matt October 27, 2010
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jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.
Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!
by Matt April 09, 2004
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flanguage

no doubt the coolest way to talk, putting an f in front of choice words during conversation

dont pronounce it as "FAH"... let it flow continuously
"Dont be such a ftard!" (original use of flanguage)

"I'm so sick of eating fbananas."

"I like singing about fscat!"
by matt January 14, 2005
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color

Miss-spelt version of colour. Originated as the use of the letter 'U' was a tad on the hard side for people to remember.
This is how not to spell colour.
by Matt May 13, 2005
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boba

In the gay community, boba is an acronym standing for "bum on bum action." This action involves one person touching the others' bum with their own bum. Not to be confused with "incidental boba" when a man sits on the same toilet seat after another man has already used it.
Rob: Hey Marty, you ready for some boba?
Marty: Fo sho.

A: Don't touch my ass with your ass; I don't want any boba today.
by Matt August 30, 2004
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