Matt's definitions

tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

by Matt July 15, 2005

strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.

"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."

by Matt August 3, 2004

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

gwen stefani

See Yoko Ono and replace "The Beatles" with "Bush."

Gavin Rosdale is whipped for Gwen, not that I can blame him....

by Matt January 26, 2005

gotj

stands for godofthejungle

gotj is a very smart person

by MATT August 25, 2004